methlabrador: drinking game where every time you take a shot you take another shot
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Sometimes when my friends are rambling on about their “boy problems” I make one up myself to make them feel better. It always works, but for once I wish I understood what the big fucking deal is. “Heart of stone” is a term that’s been used frequently, recently.
Or don’t text me back. Siiiiiiiick.
illinois: harry potter and the crazy ass rock harry potter and the hogwarts basement harry potter and the guy who went to jail harry potter and the big ass fire cup harry potter and the secret club no one can know about harry potter and the vandalized textbook harry potter and the triangle circle stick