July 2010
remember when
writing in pen was illegal?
you know its such a simple memory.
but there had to be rules to keep us grounded right?
otherwise there would have been throngs of pen-equipped fourth graders reeking havoc.
have you ever watched a movie
and a character does something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed for them?
yeah, that happens in real life too.
real people do things so embarrassing that i get embarrassed for them.
and it’s so frusturating because if i tell them they’ll get mad and probably not stop anyway, and if i don’t tell them, someone else might, and that could hurt their feelings.
tumblr
should change how you post things. “post” should be in the lower right hand corner, instead of “cancel”. fucks my shit up every time.
tumblr question
so how do i follow people?
jello :) →
hmm
How old is the last person you texted? i don’t text :( What are you currently doing? watching charlie bit me Do you watch college sports? no What’s the last thing that pissed you off? my mother Last text message in your inbox says? still don’t text Who is your last text from? IM JUST DELETING ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS THAT ASK ABOUT TEXTING!! Do you live close to the person you like? no...
Listen
i'm on a dolphin
doin’ flips and shit
you know the only thing worse
than your karate is your SINGING!
oh my god why are you always shitting on my dreams i hate you!
the ring broke earlier today
and i knew it meant something!
and now it’s totally clear to me-
you’re gay!
i like tumblr because
i can complain about people and they will never ever see it :)
hopefully.
"im going to the club"
does not always sound like what you mean.
sometimes, your boyfriend freaks out when you tell him you’re going to the club.
sometimes, you don’t understand why your boyfriend is getting so pissed because, hello, what’s the harm in swimming?
sometimes, you need clarify that you are going to the COUNTRY CLUB.
Dear Linda,
you don’t have a facebook.
you don’t have a tumblr.
you haven’t messaged me back on myspace.
you haven’t called me on skype.
you should contact me.
<3
